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Could we survive The Return of the King?

A poorly-planned siege, a shop opening in Mordor, and a climactic showdown on Mount Doom. In the finalé of this retelling it's time to find out if we really can destroy The One Ring. Read More

March 29, 2024March 29, 2024

Murders at Karlov Manor: An Elves All The Way Down Review

While the set's focus is very far away from Elf synergies and support, we do have a few gems hidden among the fedoras and spyglasses. There's even a card that explicitly calls out the number of Elves Read More

March 3, 2024March 3, 2024

What changes would you make to humans in the next balance patch?

What is a (hu)man? A miserable pile of tubes. Whether you want more tubes, fewer tubes, or to ignore the tubes completely, you have to agree that humans have room for improvement. Read More

February 23, 2024February 23, 2024

Top 10 Magic Cards of 2023

Jamie looks back over 2023 in Magic with his Top 10 cards of the year. Read More

February 1, 2024February 23, 2024

Could we survive The Two Towers?

Two Towers, One Ring, and Zero Good Ideas. Can we survive The Two Towers when our protagonists don't even know where the ring is? Read More

January 27, 2024January 27, 2024

Lost Cavern of Ixalan: An Elves All The Way Down Review

Magic: The Gathering's latest set is a return to the exciting plane of Ixalan. A Mesoamerican-inspired world with added Dinosaurs. I really enjoyed our previous visit to the plane and was quite excite Read More

December 23, 2023December 23, 2023

How would you do a better job than The Grinch?

We all know how The Grinch FAILED to steal Christmas, so the bar is pretty low here. But that won't stop us from committing atrocities in attempts we can only describe as "not as good as we thought". Read More

December 22, 2023January 21, 2024

Could we survive The Fellowship of the Ring?

Once upon a time, our uncle gifted his three niblings a ring of immense power. Those three niblings then required rescuing a lot. The fate of Middle-earth has never been in more incompetent hands! Read More

November 11, 2023November 26, 2023

Which monster would it be best to be?

If you could be a monster instead of a human, which monster would you want to be and why is it whichever stupid one we picked? Read More

October 22, 2023October 27, 2023

Wilds of Eldraine: An Elves All The Way Down Review

Magic: The Gathering has returned to a world of fairytales and knightly courts with its latest set, Wilds of Eldraine. Last time we visited, Eldraine provided us with some of the game's most infamous Read More

October 8, 2023October 9, 2023

Which fictional character would in Bake Off?

Paul and the gang need contestants for the next season of The Great British Bake Off. Luckily, we know just the people for the show... Read More

September 24, 2023September 29, 2023

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