Could we take down Jaws?
It's tourist season in Amity Island and Jaws is back at it again! Can we stop him before the beach closes for good? Read More
Which villain would you add to Doctor Who?
With the recent Doctor Who reboot (aptly named Season One), we think it's high time they added a new villain to the franchise! The only question is: which one? Read More
Outlaws of Thunder Junction: An Elves All The Way Down Review
BREAKING NEWS: Magic: The Gathering's latest set, Outlaws of Thunder Junction only contains one (1) "cool new (cowboy) Elves[sic]". Read More
What’s next for Pokémon?
With gaming sensation Palworld (AKA. Pokémon With Guns) sweeping the world of catchable critters, we simply need to know: What is the next big thing for Pokémon? Read More
Could we survive The Return of the King?
A poorly-planned siege, a shop opening in Mordor, and a climactic showdown on Mount Doom. In the finalé of this retelling it's time to find out if we really can destroy The One Ring. Read More
Murders at Karlov Manor: An Elves All The Way Down Review
While the set's focus is very far away from Elf synergies and support, we do have a few gems hidden among the fedoras and spyglasses. There's even a card that explicitly calls out the number of Elves Read More
What changes would you make to humans in the next balance patch?
What is a (hu)man? A miserable pile of tubes. Whether you want more tubes, fewer tubes, or to ignore the tubes completely, you have to agree that humans have room for improvement. Read More
Top 10 Magic Cards of 2023
Jamie looks back over 2023 in Magic with his Top 10 cards of the year. Read More
Could we survive The Two Towers?
Two Towers, One Ring, and Zero Good Ideas. Can we survive The Two Towers when our protagonists don't even know where the ring is? Read More
Lost Cavern of Ixalan: An Elves All The Way Down Review
Magic: The Gathering's latest set is a return to the exciting plane of Ixalan. A Mesoamerican-inspired world with added Dinosaurs. I really enjoyed our previous visit to the plane and was quite excite Read More
How would you do a better job than The Grinch?
We all know how The Grinch FAILED to steal Christmas, so the bar is pretty low here. But that won't stop us from committing atrocities in attempts we can only describe as "not as good as we thought". Read More
